QUOTES in CAN

MY DISCLAIMER

“Only one thing is impossible for God: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet . . . Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.” — Mark Twain, Mark Twain’s Notebook, May 23, 1903

As a newbie, I never knew of lurking perils behind a website. My friend, Reyna Elena’s experience and reading about Amazon.Com case et al, kept me from continuing my third post about “How a newbie can build…”. I spent a whole day thinking how I will write my disclaimer. I do not want to appear too “legal”. I just want to let my gaga side to win over my sober personality, if I have one!

You are entering my site on your own free will, it is for external use only; if rashes, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use, ok?Any possible liabilities :

physical - you developed warts or allergies after prolonged reading of my nitwitted thoughts;
economic - your computer broke down after landing on my site because of my css/html/java scripts;
moral - you failed to see a pornographic content on my site and you feel doomed!;
physics - your computer begins to spin around your room;
para-psychic - you begin hearing my voice while reading my post;
emotional - irritability, sleeplessness or worst you broke up with your romantic partner because you are spending too much time on my site;
intellectual - you feel insulted by my erorrs: syntax and grammar, typos, choice of words and everything that you deem stupid according to your journalistic, scientific, business and educational background;

or every other nature is NOT my responsibility! Did I make myself clear like your blue morning sky? Sono stata chiara ??

The fonts, words, ideas or imaginations used in my site are made from 50% recycled electrons and magnetic particles and 50 % result of unexplainable phenomenon of my mental state. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added; slippery when wet so be careful when you post your comments.

The images or graphics on this site are mine or were given to me by my friends which they stole from other sites or were forwarded by their friends of friends.

Any resemblance to real persons, even to myself, living or dead is purely coincidental. No cruelty to animals or disrespect for religious, racial, social, asocial, sexual, bisexual or asexual minorities was never intended by yours truly.

If you find ANYTHING offending or politically incorrect on my site, it’s purely a product of your own imagination too, ergo, not my fault! Kidding aside, if you believe something should be removed from this site, as you know it is inaccurate or represents a breach of copyright, please use my contact form, just raise your eyes upwards and you’ll find it, sitting beside my other tabs, promised…it will be removed asap, say a month? a year? ok ..ok…fine…ASAP just don’t yell!

I have no money, I can’t afford a lawyer so it’s useless to sue me, I won’t be able to pay you if found guilty of copyright infringement . I intend to give a box of Tiramisù or a plate of Lasagna by linking back or giving credit to the site where I grabbed an interesting information, that is, if I remember. If I don’t, I’m sorry.

If you like my posts or images and you wish to borrow them or you want me to make one for you so you will be insulted too or worst steal them from me also, kindly give me a box of whatever special delicacies you have in your country by linking back or mentioning my name on your site .

Use my website at your own risk. Non mi dire che non ti ho avvisato.

21 Responses to “MY DISCLAIMER”

Reyna Elena , on February 18th, 2007 at 3:10 am said:

HA HA HA Hire ka na lang nang italian mafia! HE HE HE NAHATI NA NAMAN KATAWAN KO SA TIMANG NA DISCLAIMER MO!!!! ANG GALINGGGG!!! LUKARET NA TAYONG LAHATTT!!!! WEEEE!!!
Reyna Elena , on February 18th, 2007 at 3:11 am said:

EIII!!! bakit puro battered woman yong mga ads mo?! Pag di ba mag-donate BUTTER ang dating?! Wag mo naman kaming tinatakot?!!!
ross , on February 18th, 2007 at 9:19 am said:

Reyna!

thatâ€™s my real side, the lukaret one!
chuvachienes , on February 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am said:

clap* *clap* *clap* Brava Senora!! Brava!!

â€˜Lam mo, first time nakilala kita kala ko, graphics designer ka lang. Lekat ng tumagal tagalâ€¦.ava, may laman..
Ngayong tumagal tagal paâ€¦. sinasabi ko na nga ba eh.. ngayon bigla akog hihingian ng donasyon!

Mamasyal na lang ako sa hardin!
c5 , on February 18th, 2007 at 11:39 am said:

lab kita ngayon!
C5 , on February 18th, 2007 at 12:13 pm said:

Rossssssssssss!! Pahiram ng disclaimer mo!
Kutang bato , on February 18th, 2007 at 1:14 pm said:

Love it! Alang papalag dito, hehehehe
ross , on February 18th, 2007 at 1:21 pm said:

Kuta…

salamat po!!! Me pumapalag ba?

C5,

cge pwede mong hiramin…link link lang

salamat sa lab
ross , on February 19th, 2007 at 7:01 am said:

Chuva,

Thank you sa *clap *clap, sa iyong nadedevelop na palagay sa aking katauhan and pamamsyal sa king hardin.
Yun donasyon eh kasama sa 3 conditions sa disclaimerâ€¦pero if yun mga generous kong kaibigan pwede rin maglagay kahit $1 dun
hindi ko tatanggihan
Francesco , on February 19th, 2007 at 7:06 pm said:

Ciao Ross allora vedo che il tuo sito continua a crescere , stai facendo un buon lavoro , mi raccomando , quando diventerai ricca ricordati del tuo caro dolce , biricchino nanetto , ciao !!!
ross , on February 19th, 2007 at 7:51 pm said:

Caro mio nanettoâ€¦

ti ringrazio che finalmente mi hai lasciato qui una parola tua. Certamente, non ti dimenticherÃ², sei la ragione che sono diventata ricca!

Torna quando hai tempoâ€¦e semina i briccioli di caritÃ ok?

Grazie!!!
Reyna Elena , on February 20th, 2007 at 11:25 am said:

Her disclaimer is my disclaimer too! He He He
mi casa y su casa:

http://mybizplansite.com/?page_id=47
ross , on February 20th, 2007 at 12:56 pm said:

Dearest Reyne Elena,

***pretending not knowing her

Receiving off site comments telling me that my disclaimer made them smile, laugh, think, act etc made my heart or ego***?
swell with pride and joyâ€¦

Thank you dear readers!

Please take a look at Reyna Elenaâ€™s site

http://mybizplansite.com/?page_id=47
you can find ways to plan your business well
Reyna Elena , on February 20th, 2007 at 1:47 pm said:

Eto nga! Pati ako natitimang sa kung ano anong kabaliwang sinulat mo dyan sa disclaimer mo! HA HA HA
And of course! Everyone is raving about your disclaimer honey!!! Galing!!!!!
ross , on February 20th, 2007 at 2:59 pm said:

Reynzzz,

pansin ko nga na mukha kang natitimang, honey na din tawag mo saâ€™kin eh

and ilan balik ka na din d2 sa aking walis at pandakot!
jef , on May 19th, 2007 at 3:08 am said:

Hahaha, kakaibang nilalang ka!
ross , on May 19th, 2007 at 7:10 am said:

Jef,

Welcome to my site! Yup, you are right…” kakaibang nilalang ” ako

We all are! di ba?

I like your site…

http://jefmenguin.wordpress.com/
harrieth , on February 29th, 2008 at 9:53 am said:

hi! i like your blog… naaaliw ako sa pagiging lukaret mo..

pero kahit na lukaret, halata namang may sense.

ok lng ba if gamitin ko ung ibng mga topics mo dito? share ko lang sa iba. spc. the “i love u, its over”..

dont worry, acknowledge kita sympre as the author..

pwede ba? =]]
ross , on March 1st, 2008 at 4:37 pm said:

Hello Harrieth,

yeah sure…you can use them. Too bad you didn’t leave your website’s URL.

thanks again sa bolabola
Yurii DeLaney , on August 15th, 2008 at 1:35 am said:

I had posted this on a Depression.net site yyyyyeeeeaaarrs ago (I was going thru some stuff, Im ok now )
Im surprised and delighted that I keep seeing MY quote quoted on various other websites since then. Its really cool. I wouldnt sue anyone for copyright infringement, tho I would get freakin pissed if someone claimed it as their own…not sure what Id do then) but Thank you for putting my quote on your page. I hope it serves to inspire many many others.
take care.
~Yurii
p.s. heres the quote:

” Remember that if we are created in the image of God, then that makes US the CREATORS…SO CREATE!!.. if God is Love… WE are LOVE… act like it… and GO LOVE! Let everything you do be a creation of your reality in the name of Love.
~Yurii DeLaney”
ross , on September 8th, 2008 at 9:17 pm said:

Hello Yuri,

I apologize for my late reply. I do not have a regular internet connection right now and somehow it hinders me to update my site and reply to people who leave their thoughts here.

I am glad to hear that you are doing fine now.

I believe that our saddest or depressing moments can create a positive vision about life and ourselves within us. It helps us understand about a lot of things.

I adhere to your quote about love. We are created in the image and likeness of God, thus we can create and we are Love…we just have to focus on this great Gift…sometimes we are too distracted by senseless things, we tend to forget about creating and loving.

Cheers to Life!